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Jul 06
2007

A Man Who Means Business
Tags: Poetry


It's Friday and I'm too lazy to write anything. Sue me. Instead, I present a poem from my vast catalog of poetry. I dedicate this poem to the ads in the sidebar. Everyone loves ads, so it's time we give something back to them.


a man who means business

a man who means business
a chicken who means poultry
a horse who means glue
feather socks
chocolate clocks
a burger who means colon cancer

johnny boy,
you're so sassy!
arnold schwarzenegger,
you're so massy!

a man who means business
a computer who means conquering humanity
an older computer who means conquering pets
rainbow hose
plastic pose
a giant pencil up your nose




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  Carey, on Friday, July 06, 2007 at 17:16 Eastern Daylight Time:
Groovy ads and wicked-cool possibilities for more in that poem. A horse that means glue? Funny. You might enjoy my blog post, Mr. Ed...ible. Cheers.
  Staggo Lee, on Friday, July 06, 2007 at 18:19 Eastern Daylight Time:
A great cop-out, though. I went back and read earlier posts; I like this blog a lot. Thanks for telling me it exists.
  Neil, on Saturday, July 07, 2007 at 01:06 Eastern Daylight Time:
Thanks for compliments on the poem, and for visiting! I've got more poetry, so I'll publish my favorites some time. This one just seemed to fit my mood today. I'll need to try writing some new ones someday.


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