Tags: Geek Loot


Guys don't cut and stab things as much as they used to. With pocket knives, I mean. Or anything, for that matter. How many people carry pocket knives anymore? No one needs to cut ropes, trim branches, cut the whiskers off of big game, or anything like that so much anymore. There's not much in our cubicles that needs cutting.

The Victorinox folks are trying to keep up with the times. They have some new Swiss Army knives that might entice geeks to keep knives in their pants: the Swiss Memory pocket knives include a USB Memory key up to 2 GB in size! Talk about the ultimate geek toy! A knife that you can plug into your computer!

"How big is your knife?"
"Mine is 2 GB!"
"Gosh!"

I find it interesting that all USB swiss army knives include a nail file. I guess they know that most computer geeks chew their nails, so maybe a nail file is a good idea.