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May 07
2008

The Right Number Of Lines [Poetry]

Tags: Poetry

One line.
Two lines.
Three lines is better.

Four lines.
Five lines.
Six lines. Too much.

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Oct 05
2007

Turkey Turkey

Tags: Poetry

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! To celebrate, here is one of my poems. Enjoy!

turkey turkey
you're not too bright
you reek of booze
and your socks are too tight

turkey turkey
I can still see you
you hid behind that chair
then you said "peek-a-boo"

turkey turkey
put down the phone
the supreme court won't help you
my acts they condone

turkey turkey
you're hammered, I see
scotch-flavoured turkey
so tasty for me

Have a good weekend.

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Jul 06
2007

A Man Who Means Business

Tags: Poetry

It's Friday and I'm too lazy to write anything. Sue me. Instead, I present a poem from my vast catalog of poetry. I dedicate this poem to the ads in the sidebar. Everyone loves ads, so it's time we give something back to them.

a man who means business

a man who means business
a chicken who means poultry
a horse who means glue
feather socks
chocolate clocks
a burger who means colon cancer

johnny boy,
you're so sassy!
arnold schwarzenegger,
you're so massy!

a man who means business
a computer who means conquering humanity
an older computer who means conquering pets
rainbow hose
plastic pose
a giant pencil up your nose

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