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One line.
Two lines.
Three lines is better.

Four lines.
Five lines.
Six lines. Too much.

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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! To celebrate, here is one of my poems. Enjoy!

turkey turkey
you're not too bright
you reek of booze
and your socks are too tight

turkey turkey
I can still see you
you hid behind that chair
then you said "peek-a-boo"

turkey turkey
put down the phone
the supreme court won't help you
my acts they condone

turkey turkey
you're hammered, I see
scotch-flavoured turkey
so tasty for me

Have a good weekend.]]> Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:10:00 EST http://www.geekskillz.com/articles/turkey-turkey A Man Who Means Business http://www.geekskillz.com/articles/a-man-who-means-business Poetry

It's Friday and I'm too lazy to write anything. Sue me. Instead, I present a poem from my vast catalog of poetry. I dedicate this poem to the ads in the sidebar. Everyone loves ads, so it's time we give something back to them.


a man who means business

a man who means business
a chicken who means poultry
a horse who means glue
feather socks
chocolate clocks
a burger who means colon cancer

johnny boy,
you're so sassy!
arnold schwarzenegger,
you're so massy!

a man who means business
a computer who means conquering humanity
an older computer who means conquering pets
rainbow hose
plastic pose
a giant pencil up your nose
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